Pole Dancers, Football Season & Booze

As usual, I’m theivin’ ideas for days when I just have nothin or I’m on a business trip. 

Like today.  I got a call from OG last night at 7pm EST telling me to “Dude, get your ass to Huntsville ASAP!”

So, I got up and left Knoxville at 6:15 this morning to be here in Huntsville today for a 9:00 meeting.

I’ll be back to looting your ideas commenting on your blogs tomorrow evening when I get home.

This MEME was jacked from Jackie over at Yellowdog Granny. 

Thanks in advance for not putting a boot up my ass for jackin your idea.  🙂

What is my occupation?  Well, I used to be a pole huggin stripper, but that was waaaay before the days when I had kids.  Now I’m just your average over paid, under worked Master of the Universe type who does nothing but blog and look at porn.   It affords me world travel and excessive drinking.

What is the last thing I ate?  Eh.  As much as I’d like to stay away, for sheer principal, I have to admit to visiting the Fortune Cookie Nazi again today.  I consumed won-ton soup, 4 pieces of California Roll and some udon noodle. Very nice.  Oddly, the dick gave me my cookie today. 

Can I drive a stick shift?  Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I can.  The Beastie is a stick shift.   I drive it like a scalded dog with it’s ass on fire. 

However, I learned to drive a stick when my ex-husband gave me lessons.  It wasn’t all good.  One should never try to teach someone how to drive a stick shift vehicle on an incline right next to the lake.  Yep, I rolled the front end of that fucker right down into the water. 

What is my favorite drink?  Well, we all know the answer to that one, now don’t we.  If it ain’t Jack, Jim or Jose, then I’m likely suckin down a frost cold Sam Adams.   During the day, I can be found spiking my hot coffee, my iced coffee and/or my Diet Mtn. Dew.

What’s my favorite sport?  Well, participation wise, my favorite sport is Tailgating.  Ok, ok, it’s not exactly a sport, but it’s sports related.     All joking aside, I’m a college football JUNKIE.  I have two favorite teams, and yes it’s allowed to have two teams… as long as they are in totally different confernces. 

What’s my favorite season?  Football season, of course. 

First and foremost I’m a total freak fan of the University of Tennessee Volunteers.  Even though, they’ve pretty much sucked balls since Peyton Manning left.

First and foremost I’m a total freak fan of the University of Southern Cal Trojans.  They never suck, they kick ass. 

What’s my favorite day of the week?   FRIDAY!!!!  2 days of party crashin!!!

 

See ya’ll sometime on Thursday!