Spys, Adult Theaters & Hairy Butt Cracks

I actually had this here post set to post on the 1st of August.  But I suck and I forgot to “publish it for a later date.” 

And I’m rather busy with all of my the duties associated with the new job.

Would be seriously cool to get the title, get the raise and still sit at work and do abso-fucking-looootly nothing.   But, that ain’t happenin.  I actually have to work now and am working on alotting time to go visiting all y’all on a regular basis as we are all so used to me doing.

Anyways, since I have nothing good to talk about… no drinking binges, no wild sex, and nothing new in Huntsville, AL….    I’ll give the top search terms that brought some folks over here last month.

Of course, the highlight of the month, the ass ripping by Ask & Ye Shall Receive, fucked my stats all up as more than 500 people wandered through here that day.   Fortunately, most of the mean ones went away as fast as they came.   And all of us nice, sweet bloggie friends are left here.

Oh, I do have one thing to share.  Since I’m travelling again, I’m getting the chance to meet & greet with some fellow bloggers.  Very exciting.  This means (most likely) that we’ll meet up at a bar, drink ourselves silly, take pictures and blog about it.

Most excellent blog fodder to come.

Ok, so here ya go, the search terms of August.

Jefferey Donovan.  This was the one who led all the swooning girls over here to see him shirtless.  And who I am not to give the masses what they want…. Yah, the tag Jefferey Donovan got lots of clicks.  But I just like looking at him.  So, to amuze myself, let’s have another picture of my favorite spy. K?

Weeds.  Yah, baby.  I’m hooked.  It’s like crack.  An addiction that I’ll not easily kick.  I rush home to do dinner, clean the kitchen, bitch at the kids, shoot Big T dirty looks and be done by 10:00 on Monday night for my fix.  If you  haven’t seen it, I highly suggest.

Porn.  I can only assume that since I labeled the post about Tommy Lee and Pamela with porn that it attracted some folks looking for naughty, naughty.  All I can say is, not here friend.  I’m not married to a porn king.  I’m lucky to get some quarterly.

Animal Porn.   Nice.  Of course this one is my own fault as I used it in a Happy Humpday  post title.  I should have known the nutjobs out there would actually look for something like that.   Scary.

Inside Adult Theaters.  As hard as I tried…. I failed to find a picture of the inside of an adult theater.  There’s some pretty vile stuff on Google images when you google something of this nature. 

Next was Fat Bum.  Now I’m not so sure if those people were searching for this kind of fat bum… butt here’s what they got.

Pulp Fiction Gimp.  It’s not my favorite movie because of the gimp.  Its Vincent and Jules.   But, it takes all kinds to run this world, so here’s the gimp.

And lastly but not leastly, because if I don’t stop somewhere, we’ll end up with a mile long post, I present to you Hairy Butt Crack.  I like butts.  I really do.  But hairy butts just aren’t sexy to me.   

Yah, morality just went right out the damn window.

 Sometimes I think maybe I should change my blog to house less vulgarity, less cussing, less talking about sex, less talking about drinkin cold beer (and/or other tasty beverages)….

Then I snap out of it and figure if I wasn’t a vulgar, cursing, sex starved, drunk…  I wouldn’t be any fun.