Ghosts, Blondie & Painful Tattoos

So, we’re moving the office and I officially don’t even have a desk anymore. 

I’m bloggin from the floor of my office and I’m using a MEMEMEMEME today because, hey, I just don’t have time for shit.

Do you like the person you are becoming? Hell Yes! I love me and I like the person I’ve become. I’m bitchy and sarcastic, but really what’s not to love.  

Do you currently find yourself to look cute? YES!  I am adorable!

What do you want for Christmas/ or your next birthday? That list of naughty, naughty trinkets from Adult World.. heh.

Did you ever call anyone “darling”? No.  I’m not Karen Carpenter or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Did anybody ever call you beautiful? Big T tells me I’m beautiful all the time, but he’s biased and he has to.

Do you consider yourself sexy? Oh, hell yes.  I’m a sexy bitch. Do I make you horny?

Ever seen a ghost? Creepy as it sounds…. crazy as it sounds… I think I have.  In my old house.  I saw him several times.  He was an old dude from way back before electricity and cars and shit.  He’d just walk through the dining room and then be gone. 

A singer/group you thought was cool when you were little? I thought Blondie was BAD ASS!


Last item you bought yourself?  FlipFlops, two pair. And dayum, they are adorable! Especially since they were on sale.

If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?   Cato is my favorite store in the whole wide world.

Name something you have to do tomorrow?  I’ll be finishing up this move, going home and cooking Thanksgiving food.  I just want it to be Friday already so I can fall on the couch, watch football and sleep.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?  Just got the new tattoo yesterday.  The black work and shading were done Saturday and the coloring was finished last night… and it’s hurting like a bitch right now. 

Granted, it’s not the best picture, I had to take it with my phone since I suck and haven’t recharged my batteries since the whole male whoring expedition.

Ok, so there ya go.  A little more TMI than ya bargain for.

But hey… when one gets writers block or is going through a boring phase, Mememememes work well.


27 Responses to “Ghosts, Blondie & Painful Tattoos”

  1. whatigotsofar Says:


  2. Typing from the floor of your new office is hilarious to me…

    and yes, I think you are one sexy, beautiful, FABULOUS bitch!

  3. Wow, that’s EXACTLY how I would have answered every question. Expecially the one about Big T. Okay, maybe not.

  4. I’m smiling darling!!! lol Have a terrific Thanksgiving Day. oh, and nice tat. You are a diva amongst divas.

  5. hehe
    u are a sexy bitch!
    and you make me soooooooooooooooooooooooooo horny!

    Hey I thought your next tat would be Sage right about your yeee hawwww!

  6. Great tat. I’m jealous!

  7. speedcathollydale Says:

    I see you Peeking Duck!

  8. Me Tooo!!!!

    Nice TATooo … hi from Speedy (not quite as SPEEDY anymore)

  9. DUEL?????

    …. ohhh yeah sweetheart, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I except. My Turkinator pants are in the dresser waiting for me 🙂

  10. Nice Meme….and yes, I thought Debbie Harry of Blondie was pretty cool too.


    I have ONE piercing…right in between my cups….got it in San Francisco…hurt like a muthah!….but I’d love to get another one….(hint hint)

  12. If you’re going to be playing on the floor, make sure you clean up after yourself.

  13. I’m laughing picturing you blogging on the floor. Hope the move is going fairly smoothly.

    Hope the Permanent Branding (ie tatoo) feels better soon!

  14. You are hilarious and no doubt dead sexy!

    Did you really see a ghost or did that happen on Tequila night? I would fill my pants and not with lead Pilgrim!
    I can’t even watch those phoney scripted & staged supernatural shows..seriously I don’t believe in them so ((bump in the night))

    Damn this wordpress and my two year old avatar!

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  16. Dang…maybe you should blog from the floor more often??

    You’re right…the picture sucks but I can tell the tatt looks cool as hell! 😉

  17. catscratch Says:

    WhatIgotSoFar- Eh??

    Meleah- Giiiiirllll, you made my day!

    E- Do tell how you’d have answered.

    Jose- I can’t even believe I’m 38 and I’ve finally been called darling. I’m speechless. 😉

    Sage- No, that one’s on the drawring board.

    ETW- I thought you were on your way to getting one????

    007- Shit! You busted me.

    007- I went back and broke the silence.

    Mikie- I never realized how drugged up she always looked.

    Olga- You will get pierced and if possible, tattoo’d.

    Bob- No, I like it messy.

    VinoMom- I’m in hell, my ankle is swollen and I can barely walk… OUCH!

    Donn- No shit, either I saw it or I had the same sober hallucination multiple times over a 2 year period.

    Slick- I’ll blog from the floor from now on if it makes you all warm and fuzzy. The tat hurts like hell. It’ll be the last one for a long time.

  18. Oh I used to love me some Blondie!!

  19. I love that your dedication to blogging goes to the point where you will blog from the floor of your work because you have no desk! That is true dedication!
    I love the tattoo! I haven’t gotten one for two years and I’m starting to feel like it’s time for a new one. Getting the itch!

  20. I tried calling someone darling once or twice, but it felt fake and forced. I’m just not into the girlfriend cliches.

    I love that you know how sexy and cute you are!

  21. Do people ever see modern ghosts? Perhaps ones that walk through walls whilst belting out old Blondie songs?

  22. whatigotsofar Says:

    “Younk” is the word I say when I steal things. For example, i stole this meme.

  23. Have a great Thanksgiving!! And hope your floor blogging is short lived and the office pulled back together soon.

  24. catscratch Says:

    Diva- She was the shit!

    Tracy- I get the itch about once every year.

    Jen- Oh yah, I ain’t about bein fake.

    Brian- Bad acid trip, buddy.

    WhatIGot- YOINK…. YOINK

    Ron- You too, my dear!

  25. Since a girl should always have a ‘meme’ in her back pocket/purse for an emergency, I’ve remembered you in my early meme gifting. 😉 No urgency is necessary… save it for when you really need to use it.

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