Boobie Squeezin, Orgies & Animal Porn

Yah, ya perverts. 

You know you thought you were gonna see something that would get my mildly vulgar blog slapped with an adult content warning, didn’t ya??

I’m a tease that way.

Anyways.  Since I really can’t think today, as my daughter is acting psycho and my man is making me feel like I’m 108 years old…

You know what they say… If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.

That in mind, I’ll hold my tongue and say nothing else of it.

You should be thankful.  These people are pushing me to maximum density.

Happy Humpday to one and all!  So, as promised..

Boobie Sqeezin’

Orgy

And animal porn

 

Ok, now I feel better. 

Sometimes, when life is being an evil, hateful whore… ya just have to amuse yourself until you can find some silver lining. 

My silver lining to my clouds are (in no particular order)

  • In less than one year, my teenage, drama queen daughter will go off to college and she can be a drama queen all she wants and I don’t have to know about it.
  • I am travelling ALOT more now, to the tune of more than half of each month.  This leaves only one half of each month for me to be at home. 
  • I am starting back to school AGAIN just because I like going to school and just because I like the paper that the degrees are printed on and just because its another excuse not to be at home.
  • With any luck, the boy will find a job and want to move in with his friends after he graduates this year. 

Ok, so, I’m still bitter. 

Back soon with a better, happier post.  For now, you can check out some of my friends here on Blogger’s Lane:

Mushy at The Silverbacks.  Witty pictures, comments & jokes everyday.  yay!

Sage at Sage Advice.  Politics, Opinion, and Erotica.  Tasty mix of the good stuff.

Narm at White Collar Redneck.  You name it.  He talks about it.

Vol at Tennessee Vol Fan.  Pictures, and more pictures.

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28 Responses to “Boobie Squeezin, Orgies & Animal Porn”

  1. so when the newly turned ten female in the house says not to bother her shes “hormonal” its just the begining?

    *wanders outside into field hoping for lightning strike*

  2. Going back to school is fun! Paying for the classes sort of sucks though…

  3. Dang. I thought it was Thursday.

  4. Muuuaaaahhh
    ty for the hollar!
    hehe
    lol@ the pics too!!!

    Travel huh? sounds like t-r-o-u-b-l-e to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Happy Hump Day back at ya babes!! xo

  6. There certainly is a lot of humpin’ going on in the animal kingdom. Makes me think that if I were something like a squirrel I’d finally be able to get some. Then again I’d probably be a dorky, unappealing squirrel and still be alone.

  7. OMG! I’ve been TRAUMATIZED by those photos!

    Oh, well, what’s an extra day of therapy?

    Back to school? Good for you! Sorry you can’t stay home more though!

  8. Hey! Thanks for the shout-out! And for posting the hot porn. That first chick is a total cougar.

  9. That first picture is mildly disturbing.

    Happy Hump Day!

  10. Obviously being innocent and pure of mind, I’m not sure I understand what’s going on in those pictures, but I’m sure that they are very well photographed 😉

    I’m having a crappy day too, not because of anyone else though, it’s just me. There are just some days when the biggest mistake you make is getting out of bed…

    Back soon with a better, happier comment…

  11. MY EYES!!!!

    Knot

  12. Oh wow I’ve missed your blog! LOL I’m finally blog hopping and what do I find? HUMP DAY SUPREME!

  13. Hey, I was so excited I hit the enter key too quick! SO, miss ya much girl and just wanted to say my little Drama Queen moved out a little over a year ago. It’s been so quiet, serene… and quiet.

    I actually drive out to see her and share a starbucks. We giggle and laugh together now… and it WASN’T THAT WAY since she was oh, 11.

    Hold on Momma, the ride will get a bit less bumpy.

    HUGS!!

    Mon

  14. I love any day where there is humping.

  15. Nice first pic.

    “…and later that night, Granny went ass-to-mouth.”

  16. yep that confirms it!.. ginger toms and rabbits will ump anything

  17. Well at least theres some humping going on somewhere, cuz there sure isn’t any going on at my place!

  18. Darn, today is hump day, now that’s a great idea.

  19. the only hump i get anymore is the fictional hump day at work..23 years with out humping of any sort…I can tell you something horrifying…I got told today at work(Family fucking Dollar) that all the Christmas stuff has to be put out by sept.2nd…yes, you read that right…christmas…by sept…fuckme I’ll never smile again…jingle bells my ass…

  20. Oh. My. God. That first photo of the horny old couple had me spitting my water all over my computer screen. Then I thought…someday me and The Hubby are gonna look like that. I threw up in my mouth a little at that thought.

    Hump day rocks!!! LOL!!!

  21. rantingdiva Says:

    Inner Voices- Oh yah, Babe. Hold on to your ass. Hormonal girls are a nightmare for 7-10 years.

    Ron- Student loans suck salty sweaty ass.

    MJ- Slow down, girl. Not just yet!

    Sage- With a capital T brother.

    PPD- Why thank you, Sweetie Pie!

  22. rantingdiva Says:

    Bob- I’m sure it’s not that bad, my dear.

    Bella- I’ll pay for the session and I apologize 🙂

    Narm- I thought the same damn thing!

    Jay- Only mildly???

    Brian- A toast to you for a better day tomorrow… and me too!

    Knot- I know. I know. I so sorry!

    Mon- I knew you were comin… I did this special!

  23. rantingdiva Says:

    Mon- I’m patiently waiting for those days to come, girl!

    Mel- Me too!!

    Moooog- You just scared me, ya perv!

    70s- You know it’s true!

    Vino- I’m a newlywed and I’ve got 3 months without any humpy humpy!

    Jose- I thought so too!

    Jackie- Fuck a bunch of fake Christmas spirit… It’s bullshit!

    RC- A toast to you getting some when you’re old and gray! I’ll live vicariously through you, girl!

  24. Thanks for stopping by my blog today and commenting on how movie idols make me feel old.

    Sounds like your life is going to change alot shortly. You will have more time to watch Breakfast Club and St. Elmo’s Fire.

  25. My Drama Queen is only 2. I have a looooong wait. No humping here – Aunt Flo is a most unwelcome weekly guest.

  26. I checked out your site today from worked….BLOCKED due to PORN.

    Too Funny

    Better be Hump day. I’m ready to Throw It!

  27. Where ya traveling??

    Bitter women are so easy to get riled up 😉 lol

  28. rantingdiva Says:

    Thorn- Oh yah, Babe. Queen of the Remote!

    ETW- At least it’s only a week and then you’re gettin it. 🙂

    Moe- Dayum. I was really blocked. Ain’t that a bitch!

    Slick- I’m travelling all over, pal. California, Alabama, Germany, UK

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