Wasabi Peas, Loud Farts & Sperm
First – I just know you wanna see a picture of Big T’s knee after the knee replacement. He’s up. He’s walking. And he’s as annoying as ever. So, basically, he’s just fine and will only get better.
But for you sick individuals who love blood and surgical scars… here ya go.
Evil Twins Wife bestowed upon me the coolest lil ditty I’ve seen out there for a long, long time.
Now I’d seen it floating around various bloggies on the internetz, but didn’t think I was one of those kids who is cool enough to get it.
Honestly, I had aspirations to go and snatch it off of somebody else’s blog and just post it. BUT, that ain’t cool.
My nephew has always told me… “Auntie… patience, patience wins the race.”
And I always wanted to smack the shit out of him for it, but he’s cute, so I didn’t.
Turns out this time he was right. I win the race. ETW seems to thinks I’m “funny as hell”.
That said, I say THANK YOU! You should click go visit her cuz she’s Domestic Godess Numero Uno!
I shall pass this treasure on to five…. So, y’all come ‘n get it….
Steve – Rainbows Refect Rays of the Sun – This dude’s poetry is amazing and it makes me all warm and fuzzy when I need it and it makes me dark and sad when I need it. He gots a gift.
Groovy Mom – Now is Good – Adorable, karaoke bar fly. Just adorable.
Mikie – Tongue in Check – Shoot from the hip, all out sarcasm. And lots of tits and ass.
#1 & #2 – Holy Crappers. Beer. Need I say more. Beeeeeer.
Random Chick – Confessions of a Random Chick – Ok. So, she already has this award. But it’s supposed to be passed to them folks that inspire and make one think. She makes me think about pee and drinkin and crashing parties and drinking and other fun things. Besides that, she’s one of my best bloggin chums.
Now the fun part. As if you’re not getting a laugh a minute up in here…. THE MEME… cuz everybody who comes by should know by default….. IT’S ALL ABOUT ME BITCH!
Yah yah... the rules. 1. Link the person(s) who tagged you (That would be Evil Twins Wife) 2. Mention the rules on your blog (This is them!) 3. Tell about 5 unspectacular quirks of yours… 4. Tag 5 following bloggers by linking them… (totally optional here kids) 5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged.
And here they are in no particular order.
A- The thought of sperm makes me wanna yack. It’s just EEEEEWWWWWW. Don’t get me wrong. I love penis, but keep that thing away from my eyesight when it unloads. Know what I mean?
B- I am a lover of cold beer and wasabi peas. I highly suggest.
C- You’ll love this. I’m a fart master. I know, I know. Your image of me as a lovely, well mannered lady is now officially just a stench in the wind. They are loud, but not stinky. It’s a way to get attention when ya need to make a toast or an announcement, like tapping your wine glass with a little spoon.
D- I carry my camera everywhere. It’s always either in my car or in my purse. I mean seriously, you never know when somebody might do something that you can hold over them forever if you catch it digitally.
E- I’m addicted to school. Yes, at nearly 40, I’m going for another degree. Why not. I have nothing else to do but drink and smoke and be vulgar. I guess it’s a way to focus my energy for good rather than evil.
So, there ya have it. Enlightened? I think so.
I don’t tag. But if you decide to spill some nasty shit about yourself, please do let me know. I love those disgusting little tidbits that shape us into individuals.