Weeds & Porn

Howdy Friends & Neighbors.

I’m so excited.

I’ve acquired two really cool audio/visual goodies to enhance my television viewing moments.

First, I have been listening to O.G. rave about Weeds on Showtime for 2 years.

Two years, people!

Today I finally snapped.

I broke down and am biting the $12.99/mo. plus tags, taxes and title for Showtime.

I now have a standing Monday night date.

At 10:00.

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So, we were making rounds about the Flea Market, as we commonly do on Sunday mornings.

We found a booth selling DVDs.

Tony is OCD and insists on having the latest and greatest most up-to-date DVD collection.

Anyway, we were digging through and I asked Big T if he had found The Other Boleyn Girl.

Big T:  “No, not yet.”

Me: “Well, damn. Find it.  It’s one of the period flicks from back in the Medievel times when they had gnarley wicked sex all the time.”

Chick who owns booth in a near whisper:  “Do you like, ya know, triple x?”

Me:  *blink*

Chick:  “Ya know, porn?”

Me: *blink, blink* “Of course.  What kind of girl do you take me for.”

Big T:  “Found it, Baby.”

So, booth chick turns around to some secret type stash, looks around, then busts out the Tommy Lee & Pamela DVD.

By this time Big T snatches it out of my hand to pay for our DVDs, not realizing what I was looking at.

I haven’t watched it yet, and it’s been a whole 2 days.

I’m scared.  They scare me.

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19 Responses to “Weeds & Porn”

  1. The first two seasons of Weeds are available for free online if you have NetFlix. The show is awesome. Mary Louise Parker is awesome too!

    They sell porn at the flea market?? That would get somebody jail time over here. LOL

  2. Hot Damn! Porn at the flea market? I need to start checking out more flea markets.

  3. Make sure the batteries in your remote control are fresh so that you can fast forward through the really scary scenes and slow down the “I can’t figure out how they did that” scenes.

    I’ll pray for you…….

  4. I felt the same way about Dexter…I finally got to watch both seasons and read the 3 books and now I want to get Showtime so I can watch it without the f word being deleted..then I’ll get to see weeds too…
    pamela and tommy sitting in a tree…bleep..bleep, ankle, bleep, sucking, bleep..well, you get the idea..
    I read the book The Bolyne Girl…I’m big into Henry VIII’s life and his lives..divorced, beheaded, died, divorced beheaded survived..

  5. u can see it 4 free online..haha

    i have never seen it, but dying to.

    I have HBO, I dont get to see weeds and i will be damned if im paying 4 another premium channel;)

  6. you will love weeds~ i do
    and i wanated to stop and say hello and thanks for the thougths and wishes while dad was in the heart hospital~they worked~dad is now in local hospital for stroke therapy and mom’s dr just called and her bladder cancer has not returned
    thanks

  7. When I hear the words “period flick” I always think it’s going to be one of those “Be Glad You’re A Girl” sex ed films we were forced to watch in school.

  8. Is there a secret password like, “Bolyne Girls” before they wave you down and break out the porn DVD’s? Heck I always thought flea markets were boring, but if they got porn it changes everything. Now I’ll be wandering the booth shouting “Bolyne Girls” like I should be riding on the short bus.

  9. Don’t be afraid little girl! 🙂

    Where’s this flea market again?

  10. I saw the Pam & tommy Lee show….celebritys or not that was some of the worst amature porn I’ve ever seen.

  11. rantingdiva Says:

    Jay- Yah, it’s a total redneck, backwoods flea market… but I loves it..

    Mike- Alls ya gots know is the secret words and the porn is free flowin.

    QG- Excellent advice!

    Jackie- Me and you seem to have so much in common.

    FFM- I will keep ST until they take away Weeds for sure.

    Charlene- I’m SO glad to hear that good news! I’ll keep y’all in my prayers!

    MJ- Ewwww, flashbacks to 6th grade over here.

    Ron- Heh. I always find out the secret words somehow.

    Lynn- Will you hold my hand???

    Truckindog- No kidders. I thought they would be very naughty and borderline wicked. I’m better than they are.

  12. They scare me too, doll.

    Be scared, be very scared.

    I have seen it and it made me blush and honey, I DON”T BLUSH AT NOTHIN’.

    I also laughed so damn hard I think I broke a blood vessel in my eye……..No kidding.

  13. That’s the best porno they had at that booth? What a rip.

  14. “Digitally Enhanced.”

    Christ…if they enhance that guy any more, he’d be banging me through the tv set.

    And no one wants that.

  15. The other Boleyn girl was pretty good. Although I kinda knew the ending already. I spent the whole 2 hours trying to to get a look at that chicks hand to see if she had 6 fingers.

    As for the other…it was stupid…I mean really really stupid. Pam is a MORON, and Tommy Lee is no genius himself. Seriously, I don’t know how she was able to sell any, I had thought that everyone in the free world had seen it already.

  16. Okay, word on the street is that WEEDS rocks – I can’t wait to watch it myself – ANB has it and I am so borrowing it.
    I totally dug TOBS movie too…..I knew we had that in common.
    I am cracking up over the porn hush, hush….too much!
    Enjoy babes! xoxo

  17. rantingdiva Says:

    Cat- Me neither. Nothing shocks me. 🙂

    AngryMan- I didn’t say it was good, babes… just porn.

    MOooog- Now that’s a scary thought.

    Jam- Dork sex is pretty lame, huh?

    PPD- I love weed, I mean Weeds. 🙂

  18. Weeds and porn….I thought it was going to be about smoking a doobie then doing the nasty.

    my bad

    peace
    #2

  19. I’m a little late in catching up, but you will LOVE LOVE LOVE Weeds. It’s one of my favorite shows on right now. I’m addicted to Weeds!

    The Pam and Tommy video? Yeah. I remember watching that back when it first came out. You will get sick of the dialog. Press Mute so you don’t have to hear, “I love you baby” all night. Pete and I still make fun of that one! LOL.

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