Slapped on the Ass ~ Momma Mia

So, Momma Mia, Mea Culpa went and slapped me on the ass. 

You call it tagged, I call it slapped on the ass.  

Either way, I like playing mememe because I get to talk about ME and everybody knows how much I love ME!    

1.  What is your occupation?  Friends, I, your friendly neighbor, am a lowly office manager with way too much time on my hands.  This pretty much means I’m everybody’s bitch.
2. What color are your socks right now?
Pink and red with kissies all over them.  Sexy, no?

3. What are you listening to right now?
CSI: Miami.  I just love to hear Horatio and his intellect.  He’s a smartass.

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Some crackers.  I feel like I’m gonna yack and I find that in situations involving the yack factor are greatly defused when some startch in added.

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Oh hell ya!  I learned when my ex tried to teach me at the tender age of 17.  I rolled his beautiful new car half way into a lake before I got it stopped.  I’m a pro now.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Green.  Cuz it ain’t easy bein green. Not yellow or blue or red, but green.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
The last seven, yes seven, phone calls in the last 4.8 minutes have been from a dude at a university who speaky little english and just ain’t gettin what I’m sayin.

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
She is a rockin mama and I adore her!

9. Favorite drink?
Hmm,,,, green tea, coffee, Baileys, coffee, wine, coffee.

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
SEC Football GO VOLS!  That and NASCAR!!!

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
I’ve not seen my natural color since Jesus walked on water.

12. Pets?
A jacked up cat and 2 adopted dogs that are constantly harassed by said kitty. 

13. Favorite food?
Dos enchiladas por favor y un taco de pollo.  Grassyass.

14. Last movie you watched?
Elizabeth: The Golden Years

15. Favorite Day of the year?
Every Friday.  As Friday signifies a few days of wine.

16. What do you do to vent anger?
I pitch a friggin tizzy fit like a two year old.

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My rollerskates.

18. What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall – football season!

19. Hugs or kisses?
Bunches o’ both, together, mixed up and crazy.

20. What kind of pie?
Apple crunch

21. Do you want your friends to email you back?
As long as its not that chain letter crap.  That should be illegal.  I smite people who chain letter my ass.  I have most of them pretty well trained now though.

22. Who is most likely to respond?
Who knows, I am the best responder I know

23. Who is least likely to respond?
The people I dont tag

24. Living arrangements?
Me, Big T, the boy, Miss A, the cat, the dog, the other dog and occassionally Lil T.

25. When was the last time you cried?
I’m a big ass cry baby.  I cry alllll the time.  Emo kid in a grown up’s body.  I cry when I am happy.  I cry when I’m sad. 

26. What is on the floor of your closet?
Shoes and more shoes

27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are tagging?

28. The friend you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging?

29. Favorite smell?
Cherry Vanilla from Bath & Body works

30. What inspires you?
Excellent sex.  Nothing like a super roll in the hay to make one inspired to face the day.

31. What are you afraid of?
The dark, spiders, many slasher villians, my ex, aggressive solicitors that can’t read.

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
I don’t do burgers.  Gack.

33. Favorite car?
El Camino. SS. 

34. Favorite cat breed?
I dunno.  The one I have is a mutt.

35. Number of keys on your key ring?
Too damn many that I have no clue what they are too.

36. How many years at your current job?

37. Favorite day of the week?

38. How many provinces have you lived in?
Many states so far.

39. How many countries have you been to?
Here, Germany, England, Italy, France, Austria, Mexico, Canada

Now for te OTHER people I am going to tag: (totally optional of course)

I no taggy anybody, but would love to hear what it is ya’ll got goin on!!!

Let me know if you do this lil getting to know you meme!!


22 Responses to “Slapped on the Ass ~ Momma Mia”

  1. Who are the Vols?
    I thought the Gators were the only team in the SEC??

  2. rantingdiva Says:

    Sage- Don’t toy with me, baby!

  3. Okay, I am doing this one…xo

  4. You don’t like burgers? Are you some kind of communist or something? haha 😉

  5. I can’t stand to hear Horatio speak. His voice sounds like a huffy dude in a 70’s porn!

  6. Nice meme. I may have to steal this to get me through my blogging doldrums.

  7. Hey there Diva!
    My BFF Punch-Drunk tagged me to do your meme. I’ve been reading for about a week now. Girl, your are a crack up! You’ll see more o’ me I’m sure.
    And I totally agree with Leighann about Horatio. LMAO!

  8. Woman…. email me! 🙂

  9. rantingdiva Says:

    Lisa- You are one interesting girlie!

    Jay- I haven’t consumed a burger or anything burger in nature, or ground up, more than 16 years. Just ewwww.

    Leighann- He’s so porn star cocky that it’s almost sexy, no?

    Mike- Feel free, brother, what’s mine is yours (within reason, of course)

    Michelle- Welcome over, girl! Thanks!

  10. ok ok ok
    the only team that wins regularly!

  11. 11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
    I’ve not seen my natural color since Jesus walked on water.


    and YOU my dear are ONE rocking momma.

    Thanks for playing with me!! xxoo

  12. I see southern sage likes to poke a stick in th hornet’s nest..:))))))))

    Diva I said it before but I will say it again..You rock baby…glad to see Meleah found you I pointed her cute ass over here..thought you would get along…:)))

  13. We don’t need no Florida GAY-tor talk around here!

    GO VOLS!! Only 178 days until we kick off the process of winning the East once more, and then the Conference Championship!


  14. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  15. rantingdiva Says:

    Sage- The VOLS are nothing if not adorable in ORANGE!!!!

    Meleah- No, girl… YOU are one rockin mama!!!

    Robert- See, you are a girl’s best friend!

    Chuckie- You tell ’em baby!

  16. rantingdiva Says:

    Olga- Ohhh, mama!! You know I loves you too!!

  17. Im 35 years old and still dont know how to drive a stickshift. Sad.

    I love drinking orange juice and water.

    Put me down for Friday too.

    You have been to some nice countries. Know how many Ive been to? None.

    *shaking hands over number 30*

  18. LOVED the meme girl!


    Could life get anybetter than that???

    Well, may not want to try those together…


  19. As I read this post, I wondered if we could ever be friends in real life. Then I realized we would be the perfect compliment to each other. We would each give the other more blogging fodder than we’d know what to do with. As you bitched me out for liking mens figure skating, I would make fun of you for actually watching NASCAR. Good Lord.

    I suppose the only real place we could truly connect was on our love of “stick shifts” (no pun intnended).

  20. rantingdiva Says:

    Don- Yes, #30 can make any day brighter.

    Bella- No, I don’t think I’m gonna mix the green tea & wine.

    IF- Why of course we could be friends in real life! The commonality of the stick shift is a perk. However, if you think about it, we both enjoy partaking of good wine & rum. We both have disdain for asshats, we both travel as much as possible…. what’s not to love???

  21. I totally wanna do this one! Whooot! As soon as I get some flippin’ blog time! Oy vey….

    GREAT answers and I love what you call “slappin on the ass” kinda thing instead of tagged. 😉



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