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Today’s post is dedicated to the man I would have married…

Only problem is we’re both married.

Ladies and Gentlemen.  Ron White.

Hottie of the week.

I do not have a clue what it is about this man.  No clue.

I think it’s his fuck you attitude.  I really do.

Dry humor.

Sar-cas-mmmm.

And.  My.Heart.Be.Still.

This man is appearing in Tunica again in a couple of weeks and North Charleston, SC next month. 

Ok, I gotta figure out a way to be in both cities at just the right time.

I’m supposed to be In Charleston in early November.  Reckon if I write him a stalker fan email that he’ll reschedule his appearances for when I’ll be available.

Yah.

I didn’t think so either. 

Whatever, I’ll figure it out.

Now, I shall share my man with you.

I could be as dry and sarcastic as I am in my natural state and he would appreciate the bitch in me.

Why?

Because he’s a hateful sarcastic bitch too.

A quality I admire.