ABC’s of Catscratch ~ C & D
Let’s start with some shameless self promotion. Come see my picture blog, pleeeaze. One picture per day of something or somewhere super swell.
End shameless self promotion attempt.
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Today’s post is brought to you by the letters C and D, boys and girls.
CREATIVE
I don’t know anybody any better at making up naughty, nasty and obscene lyrics when singing karaoke like I do. I have twisted everything from love songs to southern rock.
Cat’s in the Kettle at the China Moon… Cookie nazi say no cookie fo you.
Go me!
CATTY
I am admittedly a catty bitch. Not to say I’m a total asshole and I go acting like a bitch and start fights. Quite the contrary, actually.
But when it comes to my family and friends, if there is reason the fur on the back of my neck stands up and my claws do come out. Reeeow.
DETERMINED
As Master of the Universe, determination is a total requirement.
And I am no slacker. So, without further ado…
A short list of things I’m determined to do before I keel over and die…
Go back to NYC to see the Macy’s Turkey Day Parade…
Win money playing Black Jack in Vegas. Actually, I could care less if I win any money because when I say I play Black Jack, it ain’t the real deal.
You see, I go to the Casino Royale and sit at the computerized Black Jack machines and play and play because everytime the cocktail chickie walks by she brings me a cold beer.
Sing karaoke in a real karaoke bar in Shanghai. My boss, the Master of the Galaxy, just got back from Shanghai where he went to a karaoke bar.
You ain’t seen nothin to you’ve seen a bunch of drunks who speaky no English trying to singy songs in the English. Oh yah, I’m there.
Drive the total length of Route 66, stopping at every goofy roadside attration along the way…
DARKSIDE
There was this guy. His super hero name was *Darth*. Darth taught me about lovin and life and SEX.
Go Darth. Anyhoo, it was a running joke, that he led my innocent self to the Darkside.
Damn I love Star Wars. Damn that Darth Vader is friggin hot.
And the Darkside is a very good description of my personal overall mentality.
May I point you in the direction of some of my favorite blogs that begin with the
letters C and D….
Enjoy y’all!
June 19, 2008 at 7:37 am
I’ve won money playing blackjack in Vegas. Unfortunately I was playing at the $3 table, so I only made like $12 for the whole night.
June 19, 2008 at 8:51 am
I’m hoping to do the Route 66 trip too! I wanna stay at the Wigwam Motel and eat at Ted Drewe’s custard stand.
You need to be careful though. Some of route 66 isn’t well maintained anymore and may not be able to support the extra load of your vehicle.
June 19, 2008 at 6:18 pm
DARTH VADER FOR PRESIDENT!!!
June 19, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I’m in on the Route 66 roadtrip!!
June 19, 2008 at 7:13 pm
There is just something about family that gets people all stirred up. I feel ya.
June 19, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Jay- Hey, you still walked away a winner!!
Dyck- Bite my big ass, you won’t need a map for that
Angry- My vote’s in.
Leighann- Girl, we’d go all Thelma & Louise.
Jam- Ahhh, I’m not alone.
June 19, 2008 at 9:13 pm
There are so many lyrics to songs that I have buggered up and stored in my memory bank..I LOVE your No Nookie For You…that’s a keeper for me…or did you say cookie?
I remember gettin’ my televisual kix on route 66..that’s how OLD I am! Yikes!
What is it about Darth? The mask (very Eyes Wide Shut) that deep JEJ’s voice, or the cape? I think that it’s his confidence..chicks dig it.
June 19, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Route 66 would be a trip worthy of the gas money.
June 19, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Route 66 would be a trip worthy of the gas money.
June 19, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Aaahh, the darkside….been there, done that….LOL…you rock babes! xo
June 19, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Now you’re a determined evil catty person
June 19, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I ‘ve done the rt. 66 thing and I would do it again…..
June 19, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Route 66…call me when you pack up. I’m there!! Convertible right?
June 20, 2008 at 6:13 am
oooooooooh a photo/picture blog? Im all over that!
ps: im am sooo happy to be back from Vacation. Misssed Your Blog
June 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Hmmmm…sex with Darth Vader?
Oh, and I challenge you to a duel of making up nasty lyrics to songs…I ROCK! We could do some serious damage to the music industry yanno? Mwah ha ha ha (evil laugh).
June 22, 2008 at 11:32 pm
How’s a big ol’ bodacious black bra ridin’ shotgun on Route 66 on grab ya?
June 24, 2008 at 3:41 am
I approve of all the C’s and D’s. If you ever do that Route 66 thing, I hope you’ll look me up! I’m buyin’!