Foot Massages, Bible Passages & Gimps

Ok this will be a mass reply to all the adorable and consoling comments you kids left…..

Life in this place isn’t ALWAYS miserable… I just tend to vent here when I’m pissed.  Yes, everything I said in the last bitching session post is true. Yes, sometimes I really think at this point in life I would have been better off staying single (only married 8 months now). 

That said, there are alot of things lacking in my life.  Careerwise, things are moving forward and alot of changes and choices are going to have to be made in the next six months.

So, thanks for the humor and well wishes. 

You’re all most welcome to just overlook me when I’m pissy.  I’m just blowing off steam.

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On my long list of movies that I could watch over and over and over and over again, there is one movie that reigns as the all time, most bad ass, groovy cool movie ever.

This movie came out in 1994 and was chockfulla stars and the lines they spewed just tickle the crap out of me.

Can you guess what movie I’m pimpin ?    Ok, ok…. Here are a few of the quotable quotes from this movie… cuz, well, they make me giggle.

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“Ain’t no fucking ball park neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same fucking ball park. It ain’t the same league. It ain’t even the same fucking sport! Look, foot massages don’t mean shit! “

 

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“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

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“What now? Let me tell you what now. I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you! Not by a damn sight. I’m gonna get medieval on your ass!”

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Ok, so, here’s a quote with the names….

Jules Winnfield: You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules Winnfield: Tell ‘em, Vincent.
Vincent Vega: Royale with cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royale with Cheese. Ya know why they call them that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules Winnfield: Check out the big brain on Brett!

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Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: But the Gimp’s sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?

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Vincent: Goddamn, that’s a pretty … good milkshake.
Mia: Told you.
Vincent: I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars, but it’s pretty … good.

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So, my most favoritest movie of all time is:

True cult classic.  I highly suggest.