Ode to My Life As of Today

Bare with me people.  I’m depressed.   So, rather than cry about it, I have written a special little ditty to try to make light of it all.  Now, lets get on with it.

My life is in the shitter,

No smiles, no laughs, it true.

I’m not trying to be a buzz kill,

I’m really just feeling blue……

My sex life before Big T was swell,

Not that I was a slut.

I was playin naughty with a fella named Darth,

He did what he did very well…..

No more can I talk on the tele,

No more can I leave when I want,

No more can I walk even out of the room,

Like a ghost Big T is set to haunt.

You see my friends I still feel young,

I like to go out and drink and sing.

I married a man who is like my grandpa,

There are no more fun things….

 

So, there ya have it.  My life as it stands right now. 

Married an old man who won’t do shit but watch TV, eat slices of American Cheese on crackers, bitch, moan and complain.    I think the bitch, moan and complain part is fueled by the fact that it turns me off and if I’m turned off then he doesn’t have to put out.

Great.

This my friends is driving me crazy.  I suppose the moral of the story is…. Be very, very careful what you wish for…. it might come true and turn out to be exactly the opposite of what you originally thought it would be.